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- Could scientists produce a flea from scratch?
By:-Big Kahuna
Scratch my ar$e !
No, they are not God.
Yes,but they usually buy a box mix and just add water.
I suspect they could scratch and produ - Is this a joke because I can't see a boy holding an ice cream?
By:-Big Kahuna
Can someone explain
- Can I sue the university for not having soap in a chemistry laboratory?
By:-Eric
I am taking an environmental chemistry course where we work with poisonous chemicals. Our laboratory is brand new, so there are a lot of things that are still being installed (such as paper towel dispensers, shelves, etc).
We have been in school for a mo - Is Russell Brand proof that heavy drug use can turn someone into a genius?
By:-Ryan
Into an a$$hole.
He wishes he was a heavy drug user
6 Times Rampant Substance Abuse Led To Cinematic Genius
http://www.cracked.com/articl - What is one piece of spaghetti?
By:-Ibis405
One more than none.
A Spaghett
A thin chopstick.
Spaghetto.
A strand of spaghetti
What
a noodle
s - Liberals, did this guy prove that guns don't kill people?
By:-Nathan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5RbCVNUCdQ - How to get over my fear of Johnny Depp?
By:-magicalhats
I can't watch pirates of the Caribbean i need this to stop - Why don't parents teach their kids anything, these days?
By:-Douglas
My parents never taught me anything. My friend's parents
never taught them anything. My friends and I didn't even
know what money was for, or that things like budgets or
retirement exist until we were 20, half-way through college.
It seems to - Did globalist criminals use HAARP to heat the stratosphere in order to split the N. pole vortex to k
By:-poldi2
No
Sure, you go right ahead and believe whatever you like, don't let anything as mundane as facts stop you.
Explain why any criminal would do somethi - How can we work to expose and prevent the global conspiracy of cats to kill all dogs?
By:-Jim
First, come up with some evidence.
I have three cats but I just figured out I have rats in my attic. I think maybe the rats might survive the cats.
- Where can I find some covfefe?
By:-Ryan
If your teeth are chattering when you drive up to the coffee stand, they might actually understand you. Heck, if you have money or not, they may take pity on y - What if I lose my mind in this place?
By:-Mister Mental
Have it insured, that way they will help you to find it again?
Youll be in good company
Log off Y!A and join the real world for a moment.
- Did Henry Ford have car making down to a T?
By:-S
Down to a T oyota more like it.
ha ha no he got it down to a science.
Yes,the first 12 million,anyway.That's a lot of T's to get T'd off about - If I told you I'm a compulsive liar and I'm lying now, would you believe me?
By:-George
my girl friend called me a liar. - Do you agree that people with Aspergers best option when faced with a social situation is to keep it
By:-Whizerd
and keep our responses to a maximum of 1-5 wordresponses? I have it and I learned the hard way that the only way that I don't piss people off is if I keep my self to myself and if I do encounter anyone to keep it simple.
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Oh and co - Are you happily or unhappily?
By:-Elwin
Neither
I'm "happy"
I could answer happily.
I am pretty happy
- If somebody said "You're not as dumb as you look" to you, would you take that as compl
By:-DB
I would not take offense. It's a compliment in a round about way.
People say it as an "unsult," or back-handed complement that's really sort of a put- - Would standing up straight be my real stomach size instead of slouching?
By:-None
Yes
yes
Yes.
Well either way your stomach is still there....
- I want to wear a tight sweater. Do you think I can pull it off?
By:-George
Depends what channel you are watching
yes you can
probably
Is this another one you're trying to pullover on us?
Do you think we're - Why isn't anyone witty online?
By:-Big Kahuna
The same drums,but different drummers.
Wit gets one reported.
I think you are, you're a cutie.
Reporter trolls
;)
- Have you ever said " Stop doing that " to anyone?
By:-Darumu J
All the time.
I say it to my boyfriend when he sings.
Yes, mostly to my troll stalker idiots here.....like Ninefinger.
Yes, I have.
- How do you feel about the Doomsday Clock being reset closer to midnight just recently?
By:-63vette
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/1064911001&ved=2ahUKEwjk0dPGkbLZAhUUTGMKHZifBW8QFjABegQIExAB&usg=AOvVaw0CpWV__PVGzYyBRVqCUB9i&cf=1 - My dog only uses the dog door when i tell her to?
By:-E. H. Amos
GOOD.....Got a question now?
Good girl.
This is a statement of FACT - not a question.
That's a very smart dog in my opinion.
- What should you do if your gay vegan teenage son threatens to have his boyfriends pay you a visit la
By:-Addy
Just talk to him.
I'd say "Oh really princess? What's a bunch of grass eatin tailgunners going to do...challenge me to a dance fight?".
Tell h - How many of your questions ..decent good questions here on Yahoo Answers today have been falsely rep
By:-corny, but still never was a c
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